Hilarious excerpt from: Why Israeli Diplomats Don’ Eat Treif (via negevrockcity)
Hummus: Undignified? Maybe. Delicious? Absolutely!
Today, as I pulled out of my driveway Skee-Lo came on the radio. My Sunday went from melancholy to excellent. There is simply no way to be in a bad mood when a song like that is playing.
Wikipedia tells me he is still releasing albums. I had no idea. I don’t know how he could top “I Wish”, it’s really bad music at its best.
This morning, we heard that the Secretary of State’s office has a special appointment this Saturday with the right-wing forces to submit their signatures to attempt to qualify Referendum 71. Larry Stickney, who is spearheading the referendum to repeal the rights of committed same-sex couples (profiled in the video), said Monday he didn’t have an estimate on the number of signatures gathered so far, but “we think it’s going to be very, very close.” For the past two months thousands of Washingtonians have stood up against bigotry by pulling together to protect Washington’s gay and lesbian families and lay the groundwork for a statewide movement to support equality for all families whether or not the referendum qualifies for the November ballot. More than 40,000 individuals, 110 groups and 75 clergy and congregations have pledged to decline to sign Referendum 71. More info on decline to sign here: https://secure.fusewashington.org/page/contribute/declinetosign721
Adroit adjective 1. having or showing skill, cleverness, or resourcefulness in handling situations synonyms: clever, dexterous
Dorothy Snarker, on the news of the Daria DVD release (via julyshewillfly)
I can’t believe it’s been seven years.
Pusillanimous
adjective
1. lacking courage and resolution
2. marked by contemptible timidity
synonyms: cowardly
Will Michael Jackson’s White Kids Get Along With Black Family? - ABC News
Dear ABC,
Historically, most families take in their kin, regardless of race. The fact the black families, which you treat as “other”, behave in the same fashion as the “norm” (presumably the upper middle class white people) is not news worthy. Please refrain from wasting my time with such “revelations”.
Sincerely,
Disheartened
We got a new voicemail system at work the allows you to speed up messages. Now the message can talk as fast as I can process. Consider my day made.
notthatkindagay:
Pentagon officials announced Tuesday a new policy toward homosexuals in the armed services, the so-called “Don’t Tell, Let Me Guess” system, which gives Pentagon brass the opportunity to state their opinion on a soldier’s sexual orientation, provided it’s followed by the phrase “Am I right?” “These new guidelines allow homosexuals to serve in the armed forces, as long as they don’t show any outward traits that would tip us off and ruin all the fun of guessing,” said Adm. Michael Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who purports to have “excellent” gaydar. “When you make a game out of it, you’re much more invested in the survival of your fellow serviceman—at least until you guess whether or not he or she enjoys sex with members of the same gender.” Pentagon officials said soldiers who are correctly guessed to be homosexual will face immediate dishonorable discharge, unless they can prove they have killed at least 10 enemy combatants in a particularly brutal fashion.
(via thepolarist)
Criminal.
Fiona Apple
Sometimes you haven’t heard a song in a while and you almost forget it. You mentally file it in a drawer somewhere under a bunch of old photographs you never look at. Then you hear it and you fall in like all over again as if no time has passed.
Johnny Depp, Public Enemies
I think I am going to see this tomorrow. Whose coming with me?
“The Not-So-Hidden Politics of Class Online,” Danah Boyd (via somethingchanged)
This is obvious. What kind of bothers me is that this isn’t strictly an issue of self-selecting “early adopters,” as the author implies, starting with Ivy Leagues and spreading outward to the college bound and upwardly mobile. When facebook first started, it was restricted to Ivy Leagues and slowly but surely, other universities and colleges were added to their list and also given access. The most reputable and prestigious institutions, followed by the larger institutions, and then finally the smaller, less well-known institutions were given access…followed by high school students and then the general public. And while, yes, the wealthy and the educated were more likely to leave myspace for facebook, the reason for this was that, at least in the beginning, only the wealthy and the educated could leave myspace for facebook. Moreover, the debates that arose when facebook decided to open membership to the general public just further illustrate how controlled facebook was and how fiercely its members defended its “elite” status. Facebook was created specifically for a certain group of people, and for a long time, actively kept the Others out. It wasn’t just a choice. Facebook was, for a long time, the very exclusive country club of social networking.
(via robot-heart-politics)
While I understand there are a lot of issues at play here let’s not forget one other thing, MySpace is awful. MySpace is the AOL of social networking. It may have been a pioneer but now it just doesn’t keep pace.
Things You Should and Should Not Do During Pregnancy
I am planning a baby shower for my sister and while contemplating the menu I thought I should check out the restriction list. I asked google what not to eat when you are growing a baby and it gave me the list in the above link. At the bottom it says, “you should avoid herpes.” Um, shouldn’t we all do that? Also, it says to avoid tap water. Conclusion: this site is made for crazies.